EnragedSockPuppet

Biography
Reginald Moriarty Sockington, esq. (more commonly known as EnragedSockPuppet) is a shapeshifter and Royal Chef and Bartender to the Grand Court of Equadia. His food is renowned across the kingdom, one critic referring to his patented Sock Souffle as "the bee's knees." Reality TV host and world famous chef Gordon Ramsay said of his Stewed Sock Surprise, "I've had worse." Before he became Chef, he served honorably in the Equadian Covert Operations Unit, garnering over 300 confirmed kills. Little is known about his life before this, although he is rumored to have ties with ancient Demon Lords with whom he communes on a somewhat regular basis. He also particularly enjoys engaging in the proverbial Lash of Quips with the townsfolk, along with playing whatever other games are currently in the Royal Library. Recently given bartender duties after the previous bartender was scared away by the new queen. His signature cocktail is the Slav Sock, a White Russian with a splash of LSD and sprinkles of ground marijuana on top, served with a tiny, smiling sock puppet on a stick as a garnish.